This week’s teenage diary is like an episode of Eastenders… Doof Doof, Duff Duff Duff, Da Da Da Da (or nevertheless the drum beat goes!). It’s acquired all of it happening his week. Why does everybody fancy Gary? How did Sheila dance to ‘Shoop’ with Percy when she was at Take That live performance with me? And why the hell did I desire a mouse!?!?!?
It’s time for extra antics from this week’s teenage diary!
Saturday 24th September
I’m so knackered after final evening. I can’t imagine it’s throughout, I’m so depressed. It was the perfect evening of my life. I like Mark Owen, he’s beautiful. I acquired again dwelling at about half previous 4. Bought all of the gossip concerning the social gathering yesterday. Apparently Twigs fancies Denise and he instructed her, however I don’t know whether or not she fancies him. Percy didn’t go in the long run, which is a little bit of a reduction as a result of not less than it meant he didn’t get off with anybody. Claudia and Sheila had a wager that he’d get off with Denise. Sheila had a wager he would, what a cow. I additionally put collectively all of Claudia’s hints and I feel Sheila soiled danced with him to ‘Shoop’. What a bitch.
Sunday 25th September
Timothy phoned at about 3pm asking me to go over to his home as a result of Sheila, Raymond, Gary and Percy had been over there. It was OK I assume but it surely was a bit awkward at first as a result of nobody knew what to say. After some time Percy began flicking an elastic band at me and it actually damage. He began chasing me within the backyard, which I assume was alright however in a approach I needed to run else I’d have gotten damage. Raymond fancies Sheila so badly, the factor is she will be able to’t stand him. I personally reckons she fancies Gary and I’ve acquired a suspicion he fancies her. In a approach I don’t need them to get collectively.
Monday 26th September
I used to be instructed two bits of actually juicy gossip at present and what’s extra is that they’re each true. Petunia goes out with Timothy. Unhappy however true. Timothy may do higher, I imply he’s truly very nice. Solely as a good friend thoughts you. Once I was drunk he was actually variety to me and I suppose it was him actually that stopped me from crying. He purchased her a teddy bear. Reality two, it was revealed that Nadine fancies Gary. The factor was, that Noreen came upon, and if she is aware of, everyone is aware of. Regardless that I really feel sorry for Nadine I nonetheless hate her as a result of she appears to have it in for me actually badly.
Tuesday 27th September
I reckon Claudia fancies Gary now as effectively. Christ everyone likes him. Even I discover him fairly enticing. Timothy has cut up up with Petunia already. He instructed her it might be higher in the event that they had been simply pals and he or she began crying, which was a little bit of an over response seeing as she was going to interrupt up with him tomorrow. Surprise of wonders Mum stated that I can have a mouse. I can’t wait, however I would nonetheless have a hamster relying on which is the cutest. Went down the park with Denise, Sheila, Mary and Timothy. John was down there along with his mates and although it took some time we ended up speaking with them.
Wednesday 28th September
I’m getting so fucking slack with this diary. I actually hate it as a result of I wait about three days in between each writing and so I can by no means keep in mind what occurred. We went down the sphere once more, this time with out Mary. And although John and his group had been down there, they didn’t actually speak to us. We’re in all probability going to have one other social gathering over the weekend however we are able to’t have it at Timothy’s home as his kin are coming down. Bernadette is spending plenty of time with Percy just lately and there are rumours going round that she fancies him and he’s requested her out however she will be able to’t make her thoughts up. What a chief bitch.
Thursday 29th September
I used to be instructed some actually surprising information tonight. You realize that Wilfred is in hospital as a result of a again damage from rugby? Nicely he had an x-ray yesterday. He had a small blood clot on the aspect of his neck which was stopping the blood from attending to the mind. This prompted him to have a minor stroke and now he can’t really feel all down his left aspect and he’s been instructed he received’t have the ability to play rugby once more. I’m going to have to inform everybody tomorrow as a result of nobody is aware of. We don’t come excessive on the checklist of individuals to be instructed, thoughts you it ought to have been as much as us to cellphone up and see how he was.
Friday 30th September
Mum has now determined that I can’t have a mouse, as a result of I don’t take care of the opposite animals that I’ve acquired. What a cow. Even Dad stated I may have one. Petunia heard about Wilfred in school and began crying so I instructed Mr Lamb and he instructed me to search out out from the workplace if it was true. Clearly it was. I went again to inform Mr Lamb and I actually thought he was going to cry as a result of he went all pink and took his glasses off. We’ve determined to gather some cash and purchase him a gift. In all probability some comedy movies.
*names have been modified to guard the not so harmless
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